Ralph Macchio stars in ‘Wax On, F*ck Off’
This has to be the best intervention of all time. Ralph Macchio’s tries to shape his Bad Boy Image in the spoof Wax On, F*ck Off. Sweep the Floor!.....I mean Leg!
Is the Avatar Movie a Clone of Disney’s Pocahontas?
This is pretty funny...So James Cameron works on Avatar for 10 Years and oddly enough it can be seen as a close comparison to the 1995 Disney movie Pocahontas. Take a look at the originial Pocahontas Script, looks to be Redone for Avatar. None the less, kick ass move especially if you see Avatar at IMAX 3D. It Rocks!
How do you Keep an Idiot in Suspense? I will tell you later.
So have you ever heard the idiot Prank? Call BestBuy right now for a FREE $250 Gift Card. The First 5000 Callers are getting one 1-631-403-2022
Call the number and you get the Idiot in Suspense Hotline. As of right now I am updating all my business cards with this number…in pencil. Another Favorite is the old IBM help line. Need Consulting Help? Call 1-800-IBM-HELP. I double Dare you, this one is not safe to call on Speakerphone at work.
Funny Yet Awkward Moments in Facebook History
Facebook, making your stupidity public is very easy. Some of these are classic, and tell your Mom to stop poking me.....it is just wierd.
Football Tailgate 101: The Wizard Staff
Have you ever gone to a tailgate, and wondered: "How many Beers have I drank?" or "Did that guy Grayson drink too much to drive us 5 hours home to the WoodShed?". Well now we have a game-like answer, The Wizard Staff! The game that relies on house rules, but the bare essence of it is that you assemble several hundred canned beers, and as you finish one off, you duct tape a new one to the top of your old ones until you have created a Wizard Staff of cans. So here are some of the official Rules that we found on the internet.....so you know they are legit.
Are you still confused, well here are some pictures of Actual Wizards:
So, yes all you need to be a Grand Wizard is Duct Tape, A complete Day to Waste, and a bunch of Bud Fosters! This game is almost as main stream as Edward 40 Hands. Note to self, throw out Wizard Staff before driving home next time.
Classic WoodShed Sponsored by E!
Classic WoodShed Creativity. I mean who else would Pretend to be Sponsored by E! True Hollywood Stories? If making fake Business Cards, Websites, a Wall of Fame, and Promoting at the Pink Pony for weeks were not enough....a 1/2 Hour WoodShed video was surly the icing on the cake. All those empty promises of Richard Grieco, Tony Danza, and Ted Danson actually showing up at our parties. I am sure this will bring back some memories, classic WoodShed Business cards designed by Judd & Michael. Classic.
FYI - Exclusive Streaming E! Behind the Scenes WoodShed Video coming next month on E! -Ryan Seacrest
Stay Classy San Diego
So I’m in San Diego. I have a new respect for West Coast folk. You have to start drinking at like 7am to start tailgating to watch your archnemesis also get whooped by Georgia Tech. Awesome.
Since we are on a bye this week, Christina and I became Tenessee fans. WOW. I really needed another heartbroken loss. Did you really miss 3 fieldgoals, WTF? Can the Redskins draft Cody already...its really not fair to be that good in college. People in California didnt understand shots for the onside kick recovery, f-ing wierdos. Sorry haven’t seen that shit since Matt Ryan kicked our ass. Dammit, I need a Bud Foster. Maybe 12.
So Miami lost. Wow, thanks guys...helps alot.
The only way for us to win the ACC is for GA Tech to get the H!N!ey Flu and botch it. On the bright side, we could play a decent team in the Gator Bowl NOT from the Big East…BearCats number 4? I just threw up.
I started to tell Tina that we are gonna be awesome next year, with Tyrod, RW, DW, DE, Boyce, Boykin, Coale, etc. We have so much young talent. Wow, I’ve been saying that for 10 years now. Guess what…you have to be CONSISTENT to be a National contender. Thank you coaches.
Hokie’s for life, Top or Bottom, heartbreak and all...LETS GO. UNC is looking to bring us down after that loss, don’t get complacent.
Bring back Extreme Pita to Blacksburg. That is all.
-Poz
Challenge: 1,000 Cases, 24 Hours, $1,000,000
Remember the movie Brewster's Million's? 1985, Richard Pryor & John Candy starrted in a Movie where Richard Prior has to waste $30m in 30 days in order to inherit $300m. However he's not allowed to tell anyone about the $300m deal. Well this is a little different.....
So ABC did a Spin-off on the Movie, and created a Reality TV show where you can win 1 Million Dollars to finish all the beers in the truck within 24 hours. Yes, that is drink 1,000 cases, or 24,000 beers and win $1,000,000. Sounds easy enough right? Here are the rules, You can do anything humanly possible to get every last beer in the truck finished. You can drive the truck anywhere in the 24 hours. The catch, if you can not finish them all you can not drink again for the rest of the year. What would you do? Check out ABC's Official Beerster's Millions Site.
Are you up for a B&E?
Dane Cook is just funny. I saw Dane when I first moved to Atlanta in 2000. I remember leaving the Punchline Comedy Club in pain, because I had laughed so hard. Here is one of my favorite clips about the infamous B&E. Are you in?
Take it in the Can!
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