Classic WoodShed Sponsored by E!
Classic WoodShed Creativity. I mean who else would Pretend to be Sponsored by E! True Hollywood Stories? If making fake Business Cards, Websites, a Wall of Fame, and Promoting at the Pink Pony for weeks were not enough....a 1/2 Hour WoodShed video was surly the icing on the cake. All those empty promises of Richard Grieco, Tony Danza, and Ted Danson actually showing up at our parties. I am sure this will bring back some memories, classic WoodShed Business cards designed by Judd & Michael. Classic.
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Please God, Thor, Bud Foster…beat UVA
It’s Friday night in San Francisco. My feet hurt, my liver hurts, my belly hurts from all the sourdough sandwiches. My chest really hurts where Tina decided to test her jump kick skills...guess what, they are good. We'll deal with the cracked rib Monday. But none of that compares to the pain of last night's loss to UNC. Instead of criticizing every aspect of our team, here's a great example of why I love being a HOKIE.
After my last drunk blog on here, I asked where to watch the game in San Francisco on Techsideline's message board. Someone replied with "the Bus Stop." Tina and I did not expect much, but to our surprise we met Hans and Jim, who decorated the back room of the bar w/ HOKIE flags and VT memorabilia. There were about 30 HOKIES that showed up, turning the bar into our own version of TOTS. Incredible, it made me very proud of our fans.
Right after the RW fumble, something hit Tina and I like a brick wall. It was an extremely, pungent odor...most likely the flatulence produced by someone after a full night of drinking. Tina immediately blamed me. I denied it, but she claimed it smelled just like one of mine and RAN to the other side of the bar. After she left, I asked Jim if he did something. He immediately confessed and apologized for his error in judgement.
After watching us lose again, I realized that Jim's great big fart is a metaphor for our entire team (and not just because we stink). The familiar stench of Jim's fart is much like the traits we've seen each year for the HOKIES...offensive line problems, poor coaching decisions, offensive struggles, missed tackles, inability to kick the damn field goal, etc. The one difference is that Jim confessed to his debacle, while our coaches babble about being "one block away" from the big play. Beamer, a little advice: be like Jim and take responsibility for your mistakes. The beer farts are getting really old.
I still love our squad as much as I love sandwiches. It’s a shame we are doing so bad with so much talent. Please God, Thor, Bud Foster…beat UVA. That is all.
This weekend it was Wine Touring…and to my Surprise some BeerShots!
This weekend it was Wine Touring…and to my Surprise some BeerShots! Nothing spells fall like Changing Leaves and a Wine tour through Upstate, NY. Usually it is going to a few high class wineries, where polo sweaters and baby stroller talk are the norm.
Well this weekend at 3 Brother’s Winery I was in for a Surprise. 3 Brothers not only has a winery, but a Beer tasting Section called War Horse. Thier specilty is a blended pure NY Riesling American wheat beer. I took down about 4 Beershots of this potion myself.
They also have a Dive Wine Bar called Rogue’s Hollow. What do they server to eat here? Nacho plates. Needless to say, my views on Wine Tasting have changed.
Virginia Tech / Alabama – Tailgate Slamma 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009. Atlanta, GA. From the folks that brought you Virginia Tech / Georgia - Tailgate to End All Tailgates back in 2006 (still not sure how we blew that lead), we are pleased to invite all Hokies, Crimson Tides, and Atlanta general public to the much anticipated Labor Day weekend college game opener event of the season.
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